I gotta a funny joke!

[lakemead]

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside the cage, as her terrified, parents watch helplessly.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole incident. The reporter says, Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in
my whole life. The biker replies, Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted accordingly. The reporter says, Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and
tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?
The biker replies, I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed had news of his deed and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

[Motorcycle Forum]

[NoRegrets78]

Keeping Your Chrome Shiney

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.

After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.

Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one says a word.

Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word.

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks. By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.

The father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"

[lakemead]

Morning Sex
she was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

[omegajim]

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

I will have to add that to my signature.

[Rockyrikoko]

However there are Dirt Bag Pedophiles, ........ they ride Honda's.

Joking, Joking.

That one wins the best joke of the thread contest!

[YoungBloodM50]

I like where this thread is going. Keep it up guys.

[Kodatech]

Good joke. Here is another one:

I'm a pedophile

[tryn2hrd]

Studies have shown that 84.5% of Harleys are still on the road.Some how the others made it home.

[Apertureguy]

Studies have shown that 84.5% of Harleys are still on the road.Some how the others made it home.

Thank goodness for navigational systems.

[omegajim]

If you ride a harley, that navigational system is a compass, because any of this fancy gizmometry is simply "reliance on the man's technology."

Although I really need to buy me one of them thar electronic road map gizmos.

[old fat bitter]

Studies have shown that 84.5% of Harleys are still on the road.Some how the others made it home.

Best one yet..ha. still giggling

[clunkerjockey]

Why don't Harley riders wave to other riders?

Because they'll drop their tools.

[curt93acw]

A husband and wife we talking one night and the wife asks, “If I die before you, would you get remarried?” The husband replied, “I guess I would.”
“Would you move her into our home?” asked the wife.
“Of course I would.” replies the husband.
“Would you allow her to raise our children?”
“That would seem logical.”
“Would you let her wear my clothes?”
“I guess, but that’s up to her.”
“Would you let her ride my V-Star?”
“Oh no, she already has a Harley!”