I gotta a funny joke!

[YoungBloodM50]

I hope nobody here has heard it yet. I also hope you can appreciate it. If not I will take it back to my M50 buddies.

What's the difference between a harley and a hoover vaccum.......



You can fit 2 dirt bags on a harley. HEY OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Motorcycle Forum]

[Sullyboo]

Ahhhhh, a first graders joke.

Yes I have a Harley and an 06 M50.

[Dave Nadeau]

Yea thats a good one. Try this one...........

10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, "Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."

At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily,

"Look Dad, YOU bought a Suzuki instead of a Harley, so, YOU ride it!"
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[Sullyboo]

Come on, you guys can do better then this.

[Sullyboo]

Ralph came home really drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a
deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.'
Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster, obviously you've never laid an egg before? Well, just relax and let it happen.
It's no big deal,' said the rooster.
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped his first egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head,

and heard his wife shout.....



"Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're chittin' the bed!"

[Dave Nadeau]

Now thats funny...........

[omegajim]

Ahhhhh, a first graders joke.

Yes I have a Harley and an 06 M50.

does that make you bilingual, in motorcycle speak?

[YoungBloodM50]

Yea thats a good one. Try this one...........

10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, "Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."

At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily,

"Look Dad, YOU bought a Suzuki instead of a Harley, so, YOU ride it!"
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Man it was just a joke! Don't take it so personal. But that is a good one. Honestly I thought you were just going to try to say that I'm a pedophile or something. Anyway, I got nothing against Harley's, it's just a funny joke. My boss didn't like it very much either though.

[Dave Nadeau]

Didn't take it personel at all...You just kind of said ALL Harley riders were dirt bags. So its just a little tit for tat kind of joke. Maybe there are pedophiles that ride suzukis!!! (I mean its JUST a joke!)

[offsetcrank]

ok,

here is how i heard this joke;

What is the difference between a Hoover vacuum and a Harley?

Different kinds of dirt-bags.

I heard this in a tavern in Milwaukee, after I told the bartender that i had just come from the Harley Museum.

[YoungBloodM50]

No I don't think harley riders are dirt bags. I mean there are some, but in general I get along with every one that I have met. Doesn't take away from the comical value. Same with your joke. By the way, I am a pedophile......... j/k.

[SNAFU]

However there are Dirt Bag Pedophiles, ........ they ride Honda's.

Joking, Joking.

[C90T Rider]

My gosh, have all you guys been locked in a room your whole lives? You've never heard those? Those jokes were OLD when I was a kid!

[YoungBloodM50]

My gosh, have all you guys been locked in a room your whole lives? You've never heard those? Those jokes were OLD when I was a kid!

Great.

[C90T Rider]

My gosh, have all you guys been locked in a room your whole lives? You've never heard those? Those jokes were OLD when I was a kid!

..............and they weren't funny then either!!