Jokes?

[pugsly]

hahahaha

[Motorcycle Forum]

[Camp21178]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?













Because she's a woman!

[Camp21178]

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?










She had to use the other one to sing.

[Camp21178]

Someone handed Helen Keller a piece of sandpaper. She said that it was the most violent book she had ever read.

[pugsly]

thats just wrong!

[Aussie Steve]

Why did the leper run a red light???














He left his foot on the acellerator

[inspiron]

Did you hear about the leper hockey game?

It ended with a face-off in the corner...

[Camp21178]

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?















Corduroy.

[jrygrn]

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the roof ?


Nothing she was wearing mittens.

[Camp21178]

I think we all turned evil! LOL

[pugsly]

we are all buttholes

[tallannie]

omg this one kills me... tears and sideache pains....like when I was a kid... enjoy !
Annie

[pandacover]

Joke, i thought maybe you can try it. but i hope those jokes should relative to motorcycle and some relevent topic.

[buster]

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't sort yourself out, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why!'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shop
with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Just look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all those sprouts are all gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You're going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; you'll be cold outside!'

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
'When you fall off that swing, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.