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Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst
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11-15-2007 11:01 AM # ADS
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Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst
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M-J Lifetime Achievement Award
how can he be off topic if he created the topic?
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While working and on a client visit or sales call, and being referred to as "You People", meaning the company I work for.
Notice to all of you doltz who use this expression!
YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID!
Please Note: All opinions contained herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
It's true that every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets its wings...
But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap "snap", an Angel gets set on fire...
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Ok, Ok, I've got one. How about when you are at a traffic light with 2 lanes.
You are in front, in either lane, and someone makes a point to get in the empty lane. Fine, no big deal. The light turns green, and that person sprints out ahead of you, and you aren't dawdling either. You're thinking, "Great, I have a rabbit in front of me to run interference!". Only to have that person settle in anywhere from exactly the speed limit, to 5-10mph under it.
Like Dude, what in the hell was your point in getting out front, if you are going to turtle it?
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Or when you're walking out of Wal-Mart and in the corner of your eye you see it but it's too late- the makeshift donation table and the squad that's manning it. Someone's already walking up to you to ask for some money that reminds me of moralized begging. Some of them are pretty cool but most of them get downright irritating and try to politely guilt you when you don't readily whip out your wallet and start handing over the paycheck.
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Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst
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M-J Lifetime Achievement Award
What really grinds my gears.... People with little man complex. Its not our problem that you are short and are trying to compensate
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Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst
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Refrigerator Magnet Test Engineer

Originally Posted by
busa-boy33
Stupid Charities!!

I usually just set fire to their table then dance around it naked

..... ummmm..so how about those Mets??

Now THAT is scary!! 

Originally Posted by
tricker
What really grinds my gears.... People with little man complex. Its not our problem that you are short and are trying to compensate
Hello?
Did someone call me?
Suzuki GSX-R600
Cherry blossom season is here! Yay!!!!
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Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst
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The Chevy HHR...it offends me. I have no explanation for it...it just does. I mean COME ON GM! The PT cruiser was released what, 10 years ago? maybe more? And you're coming to the table NOW?
Actually, let's ammend this rant...
DOMESTIC AUTO MANUFACTURES (I own an F150 so I'm allowed to talk)
You cry foul and close plants all over the country because asian manufacturers (being built in north america I might add) are taking away your business....HOW BOUT BUILDING A PRO-ACTIVE AUTOMOBILE? My wife and I spent the last 2 months shopping for the perfect vehicle for our current and upcoming lifestyle....we ended up buying a freaking Kia RONDO!??!? WTF?
The worst part? It's a better car and I like it more that the domestic competitors.
Okay....deep breath...I'm okay
Please Note: All opinions contained herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
It's true that every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets its wings...
But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap "snap", an Angel gets set on fire...
2009 Suzuki M109R * RoadBurner Velocity Pro 2-1 Exhaust * Kuryakyn Scythe Mirrors * Raw Designs adjustable lowering bones * OEM Zuki Engine Gaurds * National Cycle Vstream Tour Windsheild * GiPro ATRE w/ Gear Indicator
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I think that's a universal rant right now, Geoff. Agreed.
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M-J Lifetime Achievement Award

Originally Posted by
kay
Now THAT is scary!!
Hello?
Did someone call me?

Should have clarified that a bit...
Last time I heard though... you weren't a guy... Smaller women don't seem to have this problem.. just short guys