Okay, I'm ranting ...

[inspiron]

A letter to the gentleman in the SUV on the highway behind me earlier today:

To whom it may concern (you know who you are):

Please put your phone down for a moment. Just for a moment. Take a look around you. Do you see that motorcycle in front of you? It shouldn’t be hard. You've been tailgating me for the past several miles. I figured you saw me, since you've been keeping your bumper consistently just a few feet from my rear wheel.

Please take that phone, and dip it in your coffee. That will help you on the next step. Once it's nice and wet, please take that phone and shove it up your ***. It probably won't be very comfortable, but, to be honest, I'd rather have you stick a phone up your *** then driving your entire vehicle up mine.

And while you're at it, please tell the guy in the other lane to turn down that stereo. Not everyone in a 2 mile radius really enjoys listening to rap music, especially when it's so terribly distorted and causing the entire car body to rattle. I'm wearing earplugs and a full-face helmet, and that music is still too loud for me.

I really need some vacation...

[Motorcycle Forum]

[Low&Slow]

Road rage?

[drgibson]

Why is it that you never here any good music being blasted out of a car?

[Low&Slow]

Why is it that you never here any good music being blasted out of a car?

You mean, like a caddy rolling up on some 22's with Julie Andrews laying out the sound of music.

[Smurf]

See Gun Thread

[Sgt Mike]

Eloquently stated.

A letter to the gentleman in the SUV on the highway behind me earlier today:

To whom it may concern (you know who you are):

Please put your phone down for a moment. Just for a moment. Take a look around you. Do you see that motorcycle in front of you? It shouldn’t be hard. You've been tailgating me for the past several miles. I figured you saw me, since you've been keeping your bumper consistently just a few feet from my rear wheel.

Please take that phone, and dip it in your coffee. That will help you on the next step. Once it's nice and wet, please take that phone and shove it up your ***. It probably won't be very comfortable, but, to be honest, I'd rather have you stick a phone up your *** then driving your entire vehicle up mine.

And while you're at it, please tell the guy in the other lane to turn down that stereo. Not everyone in a 2 mile radius really enjoys listening to rap music, especially when it's so terribly distorted and causing the entire car body to rattle. I'm wearing earplugs and a full-face helmet, and that music is still too loud for me.

I really need some vacation...

[kay]

Yeah, Jim, you need some vacation.....

BTW, we have those too!!!

[Uncle B]

BTW, we have those too!!!

Kay what do you have also?
Drivers on cell phones?
Road rage?
Vacations?

[drgibson]

You mean, like a caddy rolling up on some 22's with Julie Andrews laying out the sound of music.

No no no that's Trapper, I like...




























































Polka!!

[tricker]

You mean, like a caddy rolling up on some 22's with Julie Andrews laying out the sound of music.

pffffff 22's are so last year... you ain't nothing unless your rolling on 26's or 28's.

[Mavman]

A letter to the gentleman in the SUV on the highway behind me earlier today:

To whom it may concern (you know who you are):

Please put your phone down for a moment. Just for a moment. Take a look around you. Do you see that motorcycle in front of you? It shouldn’t be hard. You've been tailgating me for the past several miles. I figured you saw me, since you've been keeping your bumper consistently just a few feet from my rear wheel.

Please take that phone, and dip it in your coffee. That will help you on the next step. Once it's nice and wet, please take that phone and shove it up your ***. It probably won't be very comfortable, but, to be honest, I'd rather have you stick a phone up your *** then driving your entire vehicle up mine.

And while you're at it, please tell the guy in the other lane to turn down that stereo. Not everyone in a 2 mile radius really enjoys listening to rap music, especially when it's so terribly distorted and causing the entire car body to rattle. I'm wearing earplugs and a full-face helmet, and that music is still too loud for me.

I really need some vacation...

Welcome back to America!!

[87gsxrnut]

Welcome back to America!!

ACK! You beat me to it!

- Nut

[omegajim]

Yes, Inspiron, the laws do not keep up to the tech.

No other country would ever think about allowing cell phones on the freeway, ever.

Except us. Gotta love freedom.

[busa-boy33]

This where you need one of those James Bond style motorcycles where you can spit oil out your tail pipe as a slick all over the road.. then you can drop obsticles in the highway to cause him to have swerve around it.. a mufler or tail light would do.. then you can blast him with a fog screen of smoke so he can't see.. OOOORRRRRRRRR

You can just borrow your local rednecks truck thats normally doing all that anyways.. LMAO!!

[intimid8er]

This where you need one of those James Bond style motorcycles where you can spit oil out your tail pipe as a slick all over the road..

stp's brother tried that....

Only, he got himself.