Crappy Turdsday Thread

[busa-boy33]

did someone already say anything about pinching one of these??

[Motorcycle Forum]

[Trapper]

Its Friday... Closed until next Thursday.

[inspiron]

Party Pooper!

[Trapper]

Dump.... er...I mean Bump

[busa-boy33]

WooWhooo!! This Thursday is AWESOME!

Its payday and a Friday for me!!

[buster]

question master: Name a tasty chewy snack which has nuts in it..?

contestant: Squirrel sh1t..

question master: No, sorry the correct answer is Snickers

[Apertureguy]

Kinda like a payday for me too today. My company just got gobbled up by a big company.

While I'm handing out a hefty check today to exercise my options, it will come back to me in 2 weeks....significantly enhanced.

....and I'll be able to keep my job.

[themeatmanlandry]

So, I get to work this morning and hit the restroom (for a #1). Dude's already in there duecing. What is this guy eating for breakfast? Does he not have a commode at home? I mean, he's been here 15 minutes, of which he's spent 14 minutes and 45 seconds on the %%%%ter.

[busa-boy33]

So, I get to work this morning and hit the restroom (for a #1). Dude's already in there duecing. What is this guy eating for breakfast? Does he not have a commode at home? I mean, he's been here 15 minutes, of which he's spent 14 minutes and 45 seconds on the %%%%ter.

Office restrooms are the worst IMO. They are never ventilated proper which means your going to have the pleasure of smelling the last thing they ate last night. And WTH is up with old people I work with.. do they go home at night and feast on nothing but fiber and eat a few ex-laxes for desert?? Every morning its the same thing.. the whole office building is engulfed with the pleasant aroma of last nights dinner.. UGH! it makes me sick!

I guess some people are so full of %%%%e that they have to get rid of the excess when talking it doesn't seem to get it all out of them..

[tricker]

So, I get to work this morning and hit the restroom (for a #1). Dude's already in there duecing. What is this guy eating for breakfast? Does he not have a commode at home? I mean, he's been here 15 minutes, of which he's spent 14 minutes and 45 seconds on the %%%%ter.

maybe his daily bowel movements have changed their schedule and gotten confused by day light savings time?

[themeatmanlandry]

What I really hate is this:

In our building, there are mostly ladies. My floor is about 50/50 guys, so our crapper stays warm. What I do is go to the third floor, where there are NO guys. The toilets are usually still shiny and clean after lunch. If I go to the third floor crapper (the Fortress of Soliturd) and see someone in there, I hang around in the stairwell until they finish, then I go in.

I hate when someone sees that I'm in there, and they go ahead and plop down and start off-gassing. They can't wait 3 minutes for me to finish up?

Sadists.

[themeatmanlandry]

maybe his daily bowel movements have changed their schedule and gotten confused by day light savings time?

Saving. Daylight Saving Time. No "s". I recently adopted that as a pet peeve.

As you were, men. I'll be in the area all day.

[buster]

So, I get to work this morning and hit the restroom (for a #1). Dude's already in there duecing. What is this guy eating for breakfast? Does he not have a commode at home? I mean, he's been here 15 minutes, of which he's spent 14 minutes and 45 seconds on the %%%%ter.

Too much of a tighta$$ to buy his own bog roll.. simple!

[tricker]

what i love is the Midwest pooper... you walk in and they are embarrassed that they were going to be caught on the john... they will wait till you leave until they leave. I could camp out, read a newspaper standing up by the sink and they would honestly wait till i'm gone to leave the stall.

[themeatmanlandry]

Too much of a tighta$$ to buy his own bog roll.. simple!

OMG that's it!!!!