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03-15-2008 07:40 AM # ADS
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A good whack upside the head is pretty effective as well.
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this reminds me of a story I heard once, whether or not it's true, who knows.
So this guy says "I can't get to sleep, every time I go to bed I think there's something under the bed. Then I try to go to sleep under the bed, then I think there's something on the bed. To and fro all night."
The doc says "after several years of therapy, we might get somewhere."
The guy's uncle says "cut the legs off the bed."
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I work with a guy whose wife has an unusual fear of metal. She doesn't touch pennies, she cringes when she has to touch anything metal. She doesn't like for her kids to touch metal. Goofy, huh?
FWIW, she's also kind of condescending. Ironic.

Originally Posted by
jgreth
That's very odd.
The guy should get her a big ole Steely Dan
Last edited by chiddly; 03-18-2008 at 03:54 PM.
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or a throne made out of COPPER.
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live my rant thread.... LIVE!!!!!!!
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"Do you expect me to talk"
"No, Mr. Bond I expect you to DIE."
oh, knee jerk reaction to "live."
as spoken by an old German. From that war we fought.
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I'm %%%%ing tired.
"ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

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my rant? socks... why the hell did i buy like 4 different brands of socks.. its beyond me. I hate sorting those damn things. I look and think i find a match? Nope denied!! I feel like a bafoon when they don't match. Hey your going to work but wait.. your socks don't match? Idiot. I'd rather stab myself with a plastic spork than sort socks.
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Originally Posted by
tricker
my rant? socks... why the hell did i buy like 4 different brands of socks.. its beyond me. I hate sorting those damn things. I look and think i find a match? Nope denied!! I feel like a bafoon when they don't match. Hey your going to work but wait.. your socks don't match? Idiot. I'd rather stab myself with a plastic spork than sort socks.
Socks are Gods way of keeping you in line. I think that is in the Bilbe somewhere.
"ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

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Originally Posted by
amvince
Socks are Gods way of keeping you in line. I think that is in the Bilbe somewhere.
now the feeling of new socks... you can't beat that easily
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Which is why, the last time dress socks were on sale, I bought 12 dozen pair.
That's 144 pairs of socks for yous not good with math.
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a guy that my sister works with claimed that 9x6 is 36.... and yes he has a college degree
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