Ranting v. 2.0

[Apertureguy]

When I was an accountant I would have to hire other accountants.

You would be surprised at how many of them couldn't pass a simple math test I made them all take.

[Motorcycle Forum]

[KD57]

I haven't had a rant in a few days, wtf's up w/ that?

[themeatmanlandry]

my rant? socks... why the hell did i buy like 4 different brands of socks.. its beyond me. I hate sorting those damn things. I look and think i find a match? Nope denied!! I feel like a bafoon when they don't match. Hey your going to work but wait.. your socks don't match? Idiot. I'd rather stab myself with a plastic spork than sort socks.

Oh yeah, dig this: Even though I buy several matching pairs, I sit and sort them based upon the amount of wear to the heel. Talk about anal retentive. It's so "un-me" yet I can't just put one with another one and wear them.

[tricker]

i'm considering just throwing out all my socks and buying a whole lot of them... all the same brand so that I just don't have this problem anymore. I swear i spend 5 to 10 minutes in the morning just trying to find two that match

[themeatmanlandry]

When I was a kid, Mama would sew a little wad of thread on each sock so that I'd know which ones were mine and which were my brother's. Wearing my brother's socks just wasn't real appetizing to me (still isn't).

[intimid8er]

i'm considering just throwing out all my socks and buying a whole lot of them... all the same brand so that I just don't have this problem anymore. I swear i spend 5 to 10 minutes in the morning just trying to find two that match

What does it really matter if your wearin' long britches?

I'm assuming they're all the same color, just different style?

If not. Disregard my original "Q".

[tricker]

they are all a different age of socks.. so different feel and well it just bugs me. And its something for me to %%%%% about too.. or else i don't think the post could be in my rant thread

[themeatmanlandry]

Socks . . . nature's toilet paper.

[intimid8er]

they are all a different age of socks.. so different feel and well it just bugs me. And its something for me to %%%%% about too.. or else i don't think the post could be in my rant thread

I'm right there with ya.

Contrary to my own advice or question. I still feel compelled to "match" my friggin' socks even though nobody's gonna see my sock wrapped "dog" stuffed into the 12" high shank of a harness boot with jeans over the top of that.

[JmalB]

Socks . . . nature's toilet paper.

American Pie teaches me that socks are used for something different...

[themeatmanlandry]

American Pie teaches me that socks are used for something different...

Hell, up until I saw that movie, I thought I was the only one that knew the soft, endearing touch of a well-worn sweat sock.

[tricker]

so i found out my old roommate is on the reality MTV show with tia tequila.. what a tool

[omegajim]

there's an aspiration; nothing says 15 minutes of fame like being on MTV with some crazy tattooed gal.

Although there are worse things, I suppose.

[themeatmanlandry]

there's an aspiration; nothing says 15 minutes of fame like being on MTV with some crazy tattooed gal.

Although there are worse things, I suppose.

. . . like being on some crazy tatooed gal with MTV?

[KD57]

Well I haven't had a rant up until now. My truck has decided it wants to run on only 7 cylinders today.