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  1. #61
    M-J Member of the Month!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgiaRoller View Post
    Dude that's a lobster. I mean, seriously.
    You're gona need a lot of butter.

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  3. #62
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    beware of bull?

    oh yes, beware of bull.

    Once, back in the day, my mom was driving this big oldsmobile (1972 model, full sized sedan) and the bull was standing in the road.

    With this big car, my mom honked and the bull slowly turned and looked back at her almost saying "so what, lady, I'm 2500 lbs of muscle and testosterone, whaddya you gonna do?"

    bulls scare for nothin', and they will charge you if you look at them funny.
    Couldn't put "fail" across Lolo's picture, but she did come in 4th in the 100 m hurdles - still one heck of an effort.

  4. #63
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    No Bull?

  5. #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by omegajim View Post
    beware of bull?

    oh yes, beware of bull.

    Once, back in the day, my mom was driving this big oldsmobile (1972 model, full sized sedan) and the bull was standing in the road.

    With this big car, my mom honked and the bull slowly turned and looked back at her almost saying "so what, lady, I'm 2500 lbs of muscle and testosterone, whaddya you gonna do?"

    bulls scare for nothin', and they will charge you if you look at them funny.
    That last line is why Laywers have so much in common with them + the rear end action but from a different orofice
    Smoke me a kipper I'll be home in time for breakfast

  6. #65
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    ye may jest, but there are a couple of critters I don't mess with.

    a) bulls
    2) wild boars
    c) wolves

    after that, homicidal maniacs with chainsaws draws a "hey guys, look, but don't get too close" answer.
    Couldn't put "fail" across Lolo's picture, but she did come in 4th in the 100 m hurdles - still one heck of an effort.

  7. #66
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    Getting back on track...not a sign but it is road related!
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Funny Road Signs.-forgot.jpg  
    Smoke me a kipper I'll be home in time for breakfast

  8. #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Steve View Post
    Getting back on track...not a sign but it is road related!
    I once saw the same thing, don't know if the guy stole the gas and ran or if he was just a dumb sum %%%%% !
    Who gave me these damn directions?

  9. #68
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    I wonder how often that really happens.
    I would have said sorry for spilling gasoline all over him, except he burnt to death when I accidentally dropped my cigar on him.

  10. #69
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    I watched a dumbass in Atlanta do it.

    He was driving a box truck, and looked EXACTLY like one of those vacant eyed, slackers, you see on T.V. commercials. He was more interested in the candy bar he just bought. When the hose snapped. It made a hell of a racket. He stopped. Looked out the window. Shrugged, and kept on driving.

  11. #70
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    Many years ago I saw a modified stop sign in ranch country..........WHOA

  12. #71
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    When God rides, he rides in Scotland. I know this for a fact, because people often confuse him with me..!!

  13. #72
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    Now a funny rail road sign...... Penrith station (Cumbria) near Englands Lake District



    When God rides, he rides in Scotland. I know this for a fact, because people often confuse him with me..!!

  14. #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by buster View Post
    I had seen that before. It had a caption that read 'Only in Texas'.
    I would have said sorry for spilling gasoline all over him, except he burnt to death when I accidentally dropped my cigar on him.

  15. #74
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    Not a road sign, but funny.

    I would have said sorry for spilling gasoline all over him, except he burnt to death when I accidentally dropped my cigar on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimbly View Post
    Not a road sign, but funny.

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