Letter to a men's helpline...

[otdriver]

Hi Bob,
I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

[Motorcycle Forum]

[Drifter]

You have got to be joking?

[300winmag]

Hahahaha I love those stories!!!!!

[old codger]

You have got to be joking?

Surely not, those cracks can be dangerous. LOL

[JmalB]

Those cracks are no joke.

[Apertureguy]

I'd replace the whole bracket...but that's just me being overly cautious.

[tallannie]

and the wife is obviously being fiscally conservative and trying to make panties last longer... good idea for a gift next anniversary...!

[Drifter]

Surely not

I hope it is a joke.

I was going to post that the problem sounds pretty serious, you had better post some pics. Oh yeah, just weld the mount.

I just didn't want to hit a nerve, I did have an experiance similar to that and I was close to homicidal for a while.

[Hopper]

I hope it is a joke.

I was going to post that the problem sounds pretty serious, you had better post some pics. Oh yeah, just weld the mount.

I just didn't want to hit a nerve, I did have an experiance similar to that and I was close to homicidal for a while.

Did you have to buy a hole new bracket?

[Drifter]

Did you have to buy a hole new bracket?

You bet, once it gets to that point there aint no fixing it.

[Aussie Steve]

That wasn't the only crack that needed fixing hey!...................
































































































once one side goes the other is probably cracked too

[QZephyr]

It depends also on how old the boat is.

[omegajim]

and whether it's made out of wood or fiberglass or aluminum.

[ChicsterMG]

Definitely time for a new boat. Chances are, it's just going to crack again.

[Hopper]

You folks crack me up! Humor is so good for the soul.