Then God created Maryland

[otdriver]

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
Archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through
the clouds,

"Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going
to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going
to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white
people, and over there is a continent of
black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one
will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to
a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's Maryland , the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests,
hills, and plains. The people from Maryland are going to be
handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are
going to travel the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,
carriers of peace, and producers of good things"

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked,
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "Right next to Maryland is Washington, D. C.
Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

[Motorcycle Forum]

[300winmag]

"I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People.
This is being done at the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial level. This is in direct opposition to the Constitution and the Founding Fathers vision for the Federal government.
Because I believe this, today I exercised my right as a Free Citizen, and did not visit the White House. This was not about politics or party, as in my opinion both parties are responsible for the situation we are in as a country. This was about a choice I had to make as an INDIVIDUAL.
This is the only public statement I will be making on this topic. TT"

[JmalB]

Holy non sequitor