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  1. #1
    Found second gear by accident
    My Bike(s)
    1982 GS 1100EZ
    Location
    Richmond Ky
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    Honest Dear!!

    This would be hard to explain to your wife.(stolen from another site)

    1982 GS1100EZ
    5,300 Original Miles.
    Sadly, torn all apart for the winter.

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    pug
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    "I swear honey she fell and I went to pick her up"

    And this is why you keep your car CLEAN

  4. #3
    Found second gear by accident
    My Bike(s)
    1982 GS 1100EZ
    Location
    Richmond Ky
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    1982 GS1100EZ
    5,300 Original Miles.
    Sadly, torn all apart for the winter.

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    Moderatrix
    My Bike(s)
    2004 SV650S
    Location
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts
    2,681

    Honest Dear!!

    That was funny!!!!
    SuzukiGirl
    '04 SV650S, Yellow...lovely!!

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    Clutch Cadet
    My Bike(s)
    2001 GSX-R750
    Location
    Maryland (Howard County)
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    935
    LOL! Seen it before, but still makes me laugh.

    You know he doesn't ride when he asks to ride b**ch and thinks it's "cute"...

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    M-J Lifetime Achievement Award
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    SV650S '05 (Blue) -SOLD-
    Location
    Gatineau, QC, Canada
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    Louis

  9. #7
    Flipper ( Don't Ask )
    My Bike(s)
    Crunchy 02 GSX-R 750
    Location
    Alabama
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    It's true, trust me.....she slipped, fell and landed that way.....I just didn't want her to scratch the paint......I did it for you.......

  10. #8
    Newbie
    Location
    Lexington, KY
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    Quote Originally Posted by LayinLo_usmc
    I did it for you



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    Tin Foil Inspector
    My Bike(s)
    2000 CBR600f4
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    762
    that chick has a nice body!!!
    The notion should be deleted from your noggin.
    -FIVEINCH

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    Tater Salad
    My Bike(s)
    1999 TL1000R
    Location
    NorCal
    Posts
    1,924
    Hilarious
    1999 Suzuki TL1000R, Yosh RS-3, TRE, PC II, Custom Paint, OEM sweetness

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    Puddle Runner
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    She had sex with her pants on? I'm confused.
    I said Madura, not Marauder.

  14. #12
    Third gear and cruising
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaneomatic8
    She had sex with her pants on? I'm confused.
    that's what i was looking at. the belt line is pretty clear in the "impression."
    2004 GSX-R750
    Black/Yellow MICRON slip on
    Frame Sliders
    Fender Eliminator
    Integrated Euro Taillights

    A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!

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    Tater Salad
    My Bike(s)
    1999 TL1000R
    Location
    NorCal
    Posts
    1,924
    Belted skirt maybe???
    1999 Suzuki TL1000R, Yosh RS-3, TRE, PC II, Custom Paint, OEM sweetness

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    Flipper ( Don't Ask )
    My Bike(s)
    Crunchy 02 GSX-R 750
    Location
    Alabama
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    See, the hood imprint came from fantasy foreplay.....which led to clothes being removed....which led to a wonderful 2 minutes 37 seconds for her and him....which led to.........

  17. #15
    Third gear and cruising
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    STL
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    just an observation, but why did the guy put his hands down and leave those fingerprints when he had other things to brace himself with? Like I said...just an observation.
    2004 GSX-R750
    Black/Yellow MICRON slip on
    Frame Sliders
    Fender Eliminator
    Integrated Euro Taillights

    A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!


 
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