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Back in the saddle

1460 Views 18 Replies 6 Participants Last post by  TL chris
A few years back I sold my Yamaha Maxim 750, and have regretted it ever since. I am in the market for a new Intruder 800, and hope to have it by my birthday (37th). I am a newbie to this forum, but not to bikes. I just wanted to say Hi to you all and I will be around a bit gleaning some info.

But my first and biggest task is to convince my wife that I absolutely have to have this bike! Not gonna be easy I know! I hope to meet some of you on the road in the VERY near future. Wish me luck on the wife thing. See ya 'round the boards!
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Dear Mrs Brimauster

It is our expert opinion that your husband will greatly benefit from the acquisition of a motorcycle. It is a proven fact that bikers makes better lovers and spouses. This will allow him to expand on his already extraordinary culture and abilities.

Most muscles used on motorbikes are the same used in housework so his riding will improve the effectiveness of his regular housecleaning and the smells he will now sense on the road will make him a better cook.

BTW getting a bike for yourself will also make you more attractive to other men.
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