[NeVeRSaTiSfIeD]

Hey guys, my first post here thought id start things off with a little fun, anyways, this thread is dedicated to things we have learned in a very wierd way appropriatly named, Dont ask me how I know..i cant think of any right now but as soon as i read some i might come up with some of my own.

 

[DragonKat]

There's a forum made just for your topic

http://www.suzuki-bikes.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=29

Unless your referring to things other than bikes ;-)

Welcome to suzuki bikes !!

 

[Hardware]

Don't ask me how I know this...

If renting a pedal boat at a resort in Aqaba, Jordan, don't pedal too far off shore - the Israelis get a little tense and the wake from a 50 foot gunboat will capsize a pedal boat...

 

[Gixxerdale]

Maggot stew is actually good.
Rattlesnakes taste like chicken.
Sometimes I wish I was back there! :mrgreen:

 

[NWEng]

Maggot stew is actually good.
Rattlesnakes taste like chicken.
Sometimes I wish I was back there! :mrgreen:

Sounds like Escape and Evasion to me... :wink:

 

[SDSUsnowboards]

Don't laugh while drinking a coke product and whilst eating orange flavored gummy bears.

 

[finch20th]

don't piss off your gf when she has a knife in her hand... she cut me this weekend @ applebee's!!!! :mrgreen:

also don't put your face 3 inches from the head of a snake and make wierd noises they will snap @ u!!!

 

[Gixxerdale]

don't piss off your gf when she has a knife in her hand... she cut me this weekend @ applebee's!!!! :mrgreen:

also don't put your face 3 inches from the head of a snake and make wierd noises they will snap @ u!!!

Are you testing Darwins theory again? :mrgreen:

 

[themeatmanlandry]

Never . . . EVER . . . worry yourself with a water moccasin while fishing. If you do, and you wind up tearing open a hornet's nest trying to get yourself out of the trees where you went to screw with the snake . . . concentrate on staying in the boat and paddling out of the immediate area . . . especially if the snake is now in the water, and mobile. Also, don't use teh truck battery to power the trolling motor, and if your friend asks you whether or not he's swelling up from the stings, tell him the truth . . . even though it's his birthday.

Here's one I learned this weekend on the long trip:
Never assume that you're 'safe' because the guy in front of you on the interstate is going faster than you. The plane/rolling road block sees all . . . knows all.

 

[Gixxerdale]

Here's one I learned this weekend on the long trip:
Never assume that you're 'safe' because the guy in front of you on the interstate is going faster than you. The plane/rolling road block sees all . . . knows all.

OK, but just how fast were you going? :twisted:

 

[themeatmanlandry]

I wasn't speeding . . . at that time.

(My GPS says I never went over 99.7 mph)

 

[Pay_The_O]

Never ever sh*t water

(cardinal directions) lol

 

[DrBob]

Don't drink the water in Mexico. Really.

If the only Spanish you know is "más taquilla por favor", for God's sake keep your mouth shut or you will wake up with one heck of a hangover, a $300 bar tab, and a fat chick.

The best revenge on a guy who pisses you off is to sleep with his wife and pee on his toothbrush. Wait about 2 years and then tell his friends.

 

[finch20th]

Are you testing Darwins theory again? :mrgreen:

maybe

 

[Scourge]

Consumption of clothes hangers makes for one hell of an x-ray.

 

[SoCalMike]

This comment

also don't put your face 3 inches from the head of a snake and make wierd noises they will snap @ u!!!

Almost made me make this mistake.

Don't laugh while drinking a coke product and whilst eating orange flavored gummy bears.