For the old-school GSX-R owners

Janis,

PM me if you are serious about doing trackdays in CA. Don't remember where we were talking about it.

We'll take it off line so I can get you more info.

- Nut

Janis said:

I was thinking about you as a lover, which is the one who gets the real sex (or you still think wives makes sex with their hubbies?) :lol:

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I was married for 12 years ... I know better. My sex life has improved about 1 million percent (= having sex more than once a year now!) since the divorce! :twisted:

There was a time believe it or not that I got extremely burned out on sex.

A very LONG, fun (for a while) and sordid story. I suppose many would be envious of my position at the time, I honestly learned there is a LOT more to relationships and life than that.

- Nut

I'm not bragging, but I get all of the sex (with extras!!) that I can handle. My wife and I grew up together, so we're really in tune with each other's likes/dislikes. I'm not getting dirty, I'm just throwing that out there.

Burned out on sex? WTF?!? I could have sex with a skunk, while dancing the jitterbug, on a sinking ship, with a photo of my naked grandma having sex with a gorilla taped to the headboard. I can do it.

And no . . . I am not master of my domain. Reminds me . . . it's been more than an hour since I last . . . you know . . . I'm off to the bathroom! Where's my skunk?

themeatmanlandry said:

Where's my skunk?

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LMAO!! :lol:

87gsxrnut said:

There was a time believe it or not that I got extremely burned out on sex.

A very LONG, fun (for a while) and sordid story. I suppose many would be envious of my position at the time, I honestly learned there is a LOT more to relationships and life than that.

- Nut

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I hope you were a teenager when you learned that there is more than sex in life and relationships, otherwise you are a bit retarded! :lol:
Seriously now: maybe I didn't understand the sentence you've written.

ciao, Janis

I am master of my chow mein.

aaaaaaahhhhh...

I planted a masturbation hijack seed!! oops! :lol: :wink:

Can I say masturbation?

Is this like a radio or tv show????

Sorry uncle bob!

I think it's okay, as long you don't say falatio... D'OH!

fellatio

87gsxrnut said:

fellatio

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No, thanks . . . I just ate.

<pun intended, btw>

TL chris said:

Are you "Master of YOUR Domain" Janis????

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Of course I am!
Well, let's say I could be if I knew where my domain lies

ciao, Janis

Janis said:

TL chris said:

Are you "Master of YOUR Domain" Janis????

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Of course I am!
Well, let's say I could be if I knew where my domain lies

ciao, Janis

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Apparently you haven't seen that particular Seinfeld episode have you?

How to put this?

When one is "Master of Their Domain," they don't ever mas- . . . well, they've stopped ja- . . . they only receive pleasure in teh company of others, never alone. <ahem>

They can't stop floggin' the dolphin. :lol: :lol: :lol:

They have the shiniest pope in town.

They hitchhike to the ceiling on a regular basis.

Their monkey is well behaved.

TL chris said:

Janis said:

TL chris said:

Are you "Master of YOUR Domain" Janis????

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Of course I am!
Well, let's say I could be if I knew where my domain lies

ciao, Janis

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Apparently you haven't seen that particular Seinfeld episode have you?

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Nope I didn't and was trying hard to understand.
Now I've seen my cajun tutor command hase come to rescue me!
I'm going to give a finally aware answer.

ciao, Janis

themeatmanlandry said:

How to put this?

When one is "Master of Their Domain," they don't ever mas- . . . well, they've stopped ja- . . . they only receive pleasure in teh company of others, never alone. <ahem>

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ROFL!
Masturbation is not a bad word!
shouldn't ja- have been je-? (if not tell me the word cause I don't know this one).
Anyway, having finally got the question explained (thank you Mark) I must say that :
NOOOOO I'M NOT IN MASTER OF MY DOMAIN!!!
Btw, Why should I?

ciao, Janis

themeatmanlandry said:

87gsxrnut said:

fellatio

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No, thanks . . . I just ate.

<pun intended, btw>

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Janis said:

themeatmanlandry said:

How to put this?

When one is "Master of Their Domain," they don't ever mas- . . . well, they've stopped ja- . . . they only receive pleasure in teh company of others, never alone. <ahem>

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ROFL!
Masturbation is not a bad word!
shouldn't ja- have been je-? (if not tell me the word cause I don't know this one).
Anyway, having finally got the question explained (thank you Mark) I must say that :
NOOOOO I'M NOT IN MASTER OF MY DOMAIN!!!
Btw, Why should I?

ciao, Janis

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It just means you have some form of self control.