How NOT to fill the gas tank
Well, I learned a lesson today through a totally stupid move...
Normally, when I need gas, I pull up to the pump with the pumps to my left. Then I turn off the bike, dismount, open the cap and fill 'er up.
Today, when I pulled up, there were several people there and the only open spot puts the pumps on my right. Now...I could have turned around easily enough, but I didn't.
Oh yeah...and I'm dressed a little inappropriately too. You'll see what I mean.
So, I start filling up and my left leg gets a little warm. I'm wearing knee-high socks and leather boots that come up about 2 inches under my knee. My pants come down over the boots.
I look down at the warmth on my leg and see my double knit dress pants melting away as they brush my hot exhaust pipe. Lovely. I pulled my leg away, but it was too late. most of the pant leg was gone around the top of the boots. Very attractive. Thanks to the boots and socks, my leg is fine...heck, even the boots are fine with the exception of a little melted pant leg stuck to the top.
This means that now, I have to ride back home and change pants. And I have to ride home (in the 40 degree weather), with a flapping pant leg on the left. Embarrassing to say the least.
Of course, now my biggest concern is not about the pants...they're trash and I'm now wearing the black jeans I should have put on in the first place. But how do I get that melted **blip** off my tail pipe??!! :banghead:
Well, I learned a lesson today through a totally stupid move...
Normally, when I need gas, I pull up to the pump with the pumps to my left. Then I turn off the bike, dismount, open the cap and fill 'er up.
Today, when I pulled up, there were several people there and the only open spot puts the pumps on my right. Now...I could have turned around easily enough, but I didn't.
Oh yeah...and I'm dressed a little inappropriately too. You'll see what I mean.
So, I start filling up and my left leg gets a little warm. I'm wearing knee-high socks and leather boots that come up about 2 inches under my knee. My pants come down over the boots.
I look down at the warmth on my leg and see my double knit dress pants melting away as they brush my hot exhaust pipe. Lovely. I pulled my leg away, but it was too late. most of the pant leg was gone around the top of the boots. Very attractive. Thanks to the boots and socks, my leg is fine...heck, even the boots are fine with the exception of a little melted pant leg stuck to the top.
This means that now, I have to ride back home and change pants. And I have to ride home (in the 40 degree weather), with a flapping pant leg on the left. Embarrassing to say the least.
Of course, now my biggest concern is not about the pants...they're trash and I'm now wearing the black jeans I should have put on in the first place. But how do I get that melted **blip** off my tail pipe??!! :banghead: