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Ok so here I am now...divorced for 3 years. One of the advantages of divorce is that you have no idea how much money you actually have until you are divorced. So...I bought a new Gixxer :smile:

Since last year I have constantly made modifications to it.

Well now it's time for a girl friend. As it goes..one night we got to drinking wine. She likes wine. Nice lady..pretty..and of course likes my bike. She learned to ride on cruisers..well we're working on that.

One night the other week..she backs her Explorer right into my Gixxer. You could have heard a pin drop. In the car was me, her, and her daughter. She jumps out of the car...and is standing there looking at the bike. I noticed the front turn signal was broke..and some scratches on the upper left fairing. She just was staring at the bike with a glaze in her eyes. Tears started coming from her eyes. Her daughter jumps out and yells, "Mom what did you do?!" Both ladies know the Gixxer is an Ipod of mine.

She's holding on to me..applogizing like crazy saying she will pay for the damages. If you look in the picture..it's a scratch yes..but I'm thinking...It's not worth this. Well maybe it is..but I don't want her to know that. :)

"It's just machine Yvonne. It can be repaired," I said. She kept crying..so sorry.

Ah what the hell. Any woman that feels this much for my bike can't be all that bad can she now :smile:

The way I figure...if a woman hits a Gixxer..and crys this much...she passes the "Heck of a Woman Test" Right.

Well...so I proposed. :roll: Today is May 3rd. I figure we'll be married before the end of the year :mrgreen:

Tis romantic...No? :)
 

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I'd only marry her if she pays for the repairs first and gets you something extra for your pain and suffering. Tears of sorrow are great but forking up cash money says more to me.

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NOW BEFORE you all get your boxers and panties all in a wad let me esplain. Had the situation been reversed that's what I would have done for my lady with out question or hesitation. And if she then asked me to marry her I would. I am not inhuman.
 

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So as I see it, you're so desperate to find a wife that you had to take advantage of a lady that was feeling so full of remorse she actually said yes ?

Hope she doesn't think to herself in a couple of years that she should have just paid for the damages.
 

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Uncle Bob said:
So as I see it, you're so desperate to find a wife that you had to take advantage of a lady that was feeling so full of remorse she actually said yes ?

Hope she doesn't think to herself in a couple of years that she should have just paid for the damages.
damn bob that way harsh!
 

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Jammer said:
Ok so here I am now...divorced for 3 years. One of the advantages of divorce is that you have no idea how much money you actually have until you are divorced. So...I bought a new Gixxer :smile:

Since last year I have constantly made modifications to it.

Well now it's time for a girl friend. As it goes..one night we got to drinking wine. She likes wine. Nice lady..pretty..and of course likes my bike. She learned to ride on cruisers..well we're working on that.

One night the other week..she backs her Explorer right into my Gixxer. You could have heard a pin drop. In the car was me, her, and her daughter. She jumps out of the car...and is standing there looking at the bike. I noticed the front turn signal was broke..and some scratches on the upper left fairing. She just was staring at the bike with a glaze in her eyes. Tears started coming from her eyes. Her daughter jumps out and yells, "Mom what did you do?!" Both ladies know the Gixxer is an Ipod of mine.

She's holding on to me..applogizing like crazy saying she will pay for the damages. If you look in the picture..it's a scratch yes..but I'm thinking...It's not worth this. Well maybe it is..but I don't want her to know that. :)

"It's just machine Yvonne. It can be repaired," I said. She kept crying..so sorry.

Ah what the hell. Any woman that feels this much for my bike can't be all that bad can she now :smile:

The way I figure...if a woman hits a Gixxer..and crys this much...she passes the "Heck of a Woman Test" Right.

Well...so I proposed. :roll: Today is May 3rd. I figure we'll be married before the end of the year :mrgreen:

Tis romantic...No? :)
Dude, marry this woman. You'd be hard-pressed to find another one like her.
 

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She forked up cash and got a bit of wine and good food. :smile:

On Eye Candy I'll post a pic of the bike with it's 280 LED lights.

Cute romantic story. Thank you Guys.

Jammer - Bill
 

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Cool!
 

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Zoe Dotes said:
:) Sounds to me as though you just played according to her plan... :)

Great story -
Congrats! :bluethum:
It was a set up and she got ya! J/K Congrats!
 

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SDSUsnowboards said:
She passed the "heck of a woman" test.
She must have cheated on her driving test though ;)
LMAO! :mrgreen:
 
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