[Miyamoto]

The name of the gang will be HALO (this may change)
The base of operations will be in Chicago, IL.
There will be no salary for this position and you must have a motorcycle to join.
We will hang around places like McDonalds (or Chipotle for you Yuppies) and leer at people all day.
No stunting and even less stupidity is a must!
You may feel like there's no perks to this job, but trust me...I know A LOT of very beautiful women (I'm talking 'SuperModel' beautiful here...not just 'beautiful-on-the-inside' beautiful) and if you hang out with me, the odds are in your favor.
Membership fees and club dues (non-refundable) will be discussed at some point.
Riders who bring their own hot chicks are entitled to a 25% discount on membership fees. This applies to male and female riders of course.
Female riders bringing their own dudes will be subject to a 25% surcharge, plus 7% to cover inflation.
Watch this space for more news

 

[Trapper]

Call it "Some are fat, some are bald, some are both" I'm in!!!

 

[themeatmanlandry]

Good . . . luck?

 

[Clint]

I don't know this guy, but I know he's funny!

 

[stevie c]

:?: :b-wtf: :lol: :lol:

 

[Miyamoto]

Club Update: We will be incorporating the Shorin Ryu martial arts style into our riding formation and our prepping exercises. Uniforms are optional, but 'rising sun' headbands are mandatory.
Candidates should attempt to learn the first 4 stances in sequence and attempt to attain 'Getsumei No Michi' consciousness levels in order to master the art of 'seeing without seeing'. Trust me; you'll need that s**t on the Eisenhower/Kennedy expressways.
Watch this space for more info

 

[finch20th]

on a lighter side, how many people of this forum, actually are in a club?

me, street knights it's a car and bike club.

 

[themeatmanlandry]

I was in a club once . . .



























. . . but it broke up when recess ended.

 

[inspiron]

I'm a member of the German Automobile Club ... does that qualify?

 

[themeatmanlandry]

Only if you can say it in German three times really fast . . . with a mouthful of tomato soup. :mrgreen:

 

[axel_2078]

I just read the title of this and for some reason I thought it said "I've decided to form a gang bang." Maybe I'm too tired and my brain isn't function properly. :bounce:

 

[LayinLo]

In regards to your bike club.............


survey says.........

 

[87gsxrnut]

In regards to your bike club.............

Now THAT'S funny!!!

:smile:

- Nut

 

[finch20th]

LOL that is great... :lol:

 

[Miyamoto]

Clearly, someone needs a hug!

In regards to your bike club.............


survey says.........

Airmchair Seditionist! :evil:

 

[inspiron]

Okay Landry ...

ADAC
ADAC
ADAC

 

[themeatmanlandry]

:mrgreen:

 

[Miyamoto]

Wow! I totally disappointed by your lack of enthusiasm.
Just you wait till we're on Oprah in a few months....Whooo...will you be jealous!!!

 

[finch20th]

:lol: that is some funny stuff you should be in stand up!!!

 

[inspiron]

Hey, if Oprah will fly my girlfriend and me over to NYC for the show, I'll think about joining your gang