[maniacmedia]

Unhappy being a ridiculous understatement in this instance. Drive down to the dealership this morning, as agreed, to pick up my Volusia. Mind you, I gave them 3 working days to get it out of the crate and ready to go.

"Ah, it's not put together yet."

My response (as you can imagine), "Why the Hell not?"

"I'll buy you lunch."

"I don't want lunch, I want what I was promised. Since you obviously can't deliver that... how much time before it is done?"

"To do it right?"

My look, I'm sure, gave away that I would just as soon mow him down as answer that bewilderingly stupid question.

"About four hours."

"I'll be back at two. Make sure it's ready or we can tear up the deal."

Yes, this kind of thing annoys the Hell out of me. Almost as much as the mini-van moron who almost ran me off the road on the way back to the office.

Were I a pirate, my general feeling right now could be summed up in one expletive... "Arrrrgh!"

 

[themeatmanlandry]

At the risk of sounding civil . . .

I am very apologetic that the morons at the dealership have failed to live up to their end of the agreement by not having your vehicle assembled and ready to go upon your arrival. My one true hope is that they will endeavor to meet the agreed-upon circumstances surrounding said deal.

In the event that they cannot meet these expectations, might I offer to assist you in the insurmountable challenge of inserting said vehicle rectally?

 

[KatanaMatt]

I'll pitch in for the necessary beer...

 

[DaMaNP750]

I'll pitch in for the necessary beer...

:lol: :lol: :lol: we're gonna need a keg

 

[maniacmedia]

And once the keg is empty, it can follow the motorcycle.

Well, they managed to meet the second deadline. So a mere 6 hours after the promised delivery... I GOT A VOLUSIA!!!!

ME HAPPY NOW.

 

[TL chris]

Nimrods. Enjoy your ride, and I hope the wait was worth it.

 

[Trapper]

Bet yer smilin' now. Congrats .

 

[red7eb]

All is well that ends well, right? :wink:

Congrats!!!

 

[maniacmedia]

Remember when SuzukiGirl said that she was giggling like a school girl over her new bike? Me too, only deeper and more manly. Although the skirt is quite nice when you're going 50.

No skirt was actually involved, I just felt that it made for a nice cap for the post. Unfortunately, now I've gone on well past the cap. Great now my panties are all bunched up.

Once again, no skirt, no panties. I am not wearing women's clothing of any kind. I prefer boxer briefs. Not that you needed to know that, or really cared. Man, how do I manage to end this post?

 

[TL chris]

Just don't type anymore :lol:

 

[themeatmanlandry]

I prefer boxer briefs. Not that you needed to know that, or really cared. Man, how do I manage to end this post?

Thread Hijack Alert!!

I can't stand boxers when I'm wearing pants. All of that extra material bunches up under there. I was a child of the 80's , so odds are my pants are too tight anyway .

Now, when pants-less, I ALWAYS go with the boxers. A man just looks ridiculous standing around in briefs, IMO, even if they are colored or have a pattern.

How, again, do we end these threads? Oh yeah, we just stop ty

 

[KatanaMatt]

I say we all drink beer to end this thread...

 

[themeatmanlandry]

Hee-hee . . . Katana Matt's a 'commando.'

 

[LayinLo]

Hee-hee . . . Katana Matt's a 'commando.'

Maybe a "cajun" commando in training?

 

[themeatmanlandry]

Hee-hee . . . Katana Matt's a 'commando.'

Maybe a "cajun" commando in training?

Ouch!! Ettu . . . Layin_LO?

 

[maniacmedia]

Suddenly my new ride seems tainted somehow.

 

[themeatmanlandry]

Suddenly my new ride seems tainted somehow.

:lol: :lol:

 

[KatanaMatt]

Yeah... Tainted with beer...

 

[themeatmanlandry]

Yeah... Tainted with beer...

. . . and visions of Landry in his underwear . . . ewwwwwwww!!

<wait . . . that's me>